Search and Ye shall Find (on Google)
Radiation Level: Kinky
Listening To: Howlin’ For You by the Black Keys
Okay, all of you with blogs know that on your “dashboard” you can see what terms were searched that enabled people to end up on your blog. Some of the most popular search terms that lead people to my blog are “monitor lizard”, “this is england movie”, “broken wine bottle”, “active volcano” and “ballerina shoes”. Well, today a new one surfaced: “sexy conjoined twins”.
Is this a thing? A male fantasy I’ve never heard of? I’m assuming the person who searched it was young – older people use the term “siamese twins” but, of course, that’s not politically correct. So let me get this straight. Regular naked chicks, or I’ll go one step further, regular naked TWINS aren’t stimulating enough? This person wants to see sexy twins whose bodies are PHYSICALLY CONNECTED? Okay, it’s an interesting sex scene, certainly one I’ve never watched in a film or written in a screenplay (hmm….brain is percolating!). But someone, somewhere, thought about it long enough to search it and then read my blog.
Out of curiosity, I too searched “sexy conjoined twins” on Google. Here’s some of the images that came up:
Uh, scratch that. You can search it yourself. Let’s just say the internet is a strange place.