Banksy’s Here!
Radiation Level: Artfully Increasing
Listening To: Dog Days Are Over by Florence and the Machine
That’s right! BANKSY is in Los Angeles and I am super-duper-storm-trouper thrilled! You know how much FalloutGirl loved the documentary Exit Through the Gift Shop. (click this if you don’t know) And now the mysterious street artist is leaving his incredible art in my hometown. Aw, shucks!
He decided NOT to attend the Documentarian’s lunch. But will he be a no-show at the Oscars too? He requested to wear a mask to the award show, but the academy said, “Uh, no.” Which I kind of understand. But STILL… He’s a artist, let him be as freaky as he wants!
Will he send the doltish Mr. Brainwash in his place? Could be interesting too. But I want to see Banksy.
But of course the world famous street artist is no fool. He knows he’s all that more alluring by keeping his identity anonymous. I like his style. I don’t think he’s going to quit now.
But is there a way for him to show up and still remain incognito? If there’s anyone who can solve that conundrum, it would certainly be him.
Please show up, Banksy. Please let us know that you care.
Please let this be the most artful, exciting, academy awards ever. Good luck!
Call Bjork. Maybe she’ll let you wear her swan dress…
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