FalloutGirl gets 100,086 views!
Radiation Level: Thousands affected
Listening To: I Can Change by LCD Sound System
That’s right readers, we’ve hit over 100,000 page views – super exciting for a girl in a gas mask hiding underground!
Those of you with your own blog know that the “stats” page can be quite intriguing but also bizarre. To give you a taste of what I mean, I’ll share with you some “search terms” people used to get to my blog – yes, these are actual words web users typed into Google or some other search engine that led them to thefalloutgirl.wordpress.com.
We’ll start with some freaky ones:
Loving sheep (don’t want to know)
Sexy male feet and hole
High heel shoes on a black girl’s foot
Torture sex (this one pops up a lot – disturbing…)
Punishment corset “pointe shoes”
Here are some educational queries:
Sentence structure Flowers in the Attic (who doesn’t need to know this?)
Funeral etiquette teacher clothes
Clinically insane certificates (keep yours in a safe place, I do)
Describe earthquake weather
Fun for kids:
Make the teacher scream (truly frightening)
Old Victorian dresses for little girls
Rabbit heads alice in wonderland
Wizard of Oz:
Wizard of oz ruby slippers with wine glass
Protagonist of Wizard of Oz novels
Keep moving forward Dorothy Wizard of Oz
Dorothy heel clicking
Fallout / Nuclear radiation related:
Fallout is about optimism (It is?)
Hello kitty lamb gas mask
Glamour gas mask
Chimp hard to believe they evolve from us (don’t get me started…)
Are chimpanzees man-eating?
Chimpanzees in public schools (what???)
And general “need-to-know” queries:
Disillusioned of my life
My life is a big zero
Boyfriend wears tights
Yes, you too can end up on my blog by searching “Boyfriend wears tights.” What did you search to get here?