Fallout Girl's Blog

Kid Quotes

These are real things live children have said in my classes.  I’m wondering if I should get my hearing checked…

“World War II was about Anne Frank.” An interesting take, could make a good film.

“I’m going to crush you like a Chinese trash boat.”  I hear that from 2nd graders all the time.

“Mashed potatoes are endangered.”

“No, it was my Grandfather who was in the Korean mafia.”

“Brian just paid Ari to choke me!”  These things happen at private school.

“This class is too crazy and giving me a headache.  I don’t know if I’m going to come back next week.”  She didn’t.

“I can’t do it!  I can’t do it!”  Me neither, kid.

“I shoot my lightening bolts like this…BAM!”

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